i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
Reblog2 hours ago with 33,003 notesMY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER
GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK
ARREST HER
IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I LITERALLY MEANT IM GOING TO SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM
Reblog2 hours ago with 760 noteseveryone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be
Reblog2 hours ago with 137,111 notesi hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
“how dare u make me make a mistake motherfucker do u even know who i am”
#THE FACT THAT HE KNOWS IT’S NOT SAM IN 2 SECONDS #SOMETIMES I CRY BECAUSE WINCHESTERS
Ani Reimi-Orsa is an artist from Helsinki, Finland. Ani creates beautiful landscape concept artwork which looks like watercolor painting.
THIS IS THE BEST ONE
heading off to go see a rugrat graduate kinderschool hopefully i dont do anything awkward (kids seem to like me well enough but im never sure how to act around them) wish me luck!
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